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A small asz town in the middle of no where! Home of some of the dirtiest sluts wanna be gang bangers and talented athletes. Corcoran one of the ghettoest towns in California.. mostly everyones mexican and by the age of 13 most girls are having babys! Most guys there are wanna be players and have no sense in how to treat a lady! but then again there are very few ladies there. Takes you forever to figure out where it is because of the many daries and corn feilds. Because there isnt anything to do there most are involved in athletics and if they dont fxck up they go far.
GUY: Damn that girl is fcking young and shes pregnant!
GIRL: Well duhh she's from Corcoran California
GUY: Where the hell is that at
GIRL: The middle of no where!
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Home.
When I was 4, I moved to Ramona, California, and attended James Dukes Elementary when I was 5..... then I moved away and now I miss home.
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1. A place worth avoiding.
2. The origin of boredom.
Fresno is boring. Let's avoid it.
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An advanced bathroom maneuver in which one vomits between one's legs while simultaneously defecating seated upon a toilet (aka Tuck-n-Chuck). Chiefly used in public restrooms as an emergency party management technique.
I didn't know if I was going to hurl or shart, but somehow I managed to California Kayak my way out of there with my dignity intact!
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A behavioral pattern characterized by an obsessive concern regarding health, especially nutrition, but contrasted by a lack of regard for, or lazy attitude toward, obvious safety practices, often afflicting Indie Rock singers and bisexual free-spirits.
-"Dude, my yoga teacher was gonna lead a macrobiotic raw foods class next week, but he did too much Special K on Saturday and now he's in the ICU."
-"Shit man, sounds like a bad case of California Syndrome. Let's drive over and do some reiki on him."
-"Alright dude, right after we finish this blunt."
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When you assault a construction worker and take his steamroller, proceeding to do a girl doggystyle while singing a Third Eye Blind song and shoving wheatgrass into her anus.
Man, I was giving Casie a california dickroller; I must say sir, the shit 'twas ign'ant.
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Know commonly to the "gang"wanksters as the RDG, or the "530" this is a community in the middle of nowhere that most people don't even know even exsists and for good reasons. Besides the fact that 14 year old girls are mothers and that the most exciting place to go around there is Wal-Mart and the Win-River Casino, this place is a huge meth capital and a good majority of it's population have teeth like stars, they come out at night (if they even have teeth).
"Tim and I are gangsters from Redding, California"
"Where the F is that?"
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