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A name used to describe someone with the ability to move their hair line at will.
Person1: Wow that guy has the ability to move his hair line at will
Person2: Yeah he's a Captain Sparklez
Another word for a computer chair.
"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s
The Roid Monkey could be Captain America
the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.
Captain Ahab's nephew's horse, known for being wider than he is long. Also, pseudonym of Little Mikey from Life cereal
Who is that? Captain Cohad, new guy.
The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
A superhero created for people with Diabetes
Teen - “ Mam look am Captain Diabeetus”
Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”