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The Captain of any team who personally doesn't do any work. Usually named Larry or something
Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
When a man or woman is unreasonably preoccupied with the action of navigating the social environment in search for socially designated hoes with the intention to either smoke with them or sell them crack with the hopes of gaining control over them.
Guy 1: Damn these hoes are desperately in need of equipment in the form of crack and smoke in their lungs.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you’re admirable. Definitely a captain smokeaho.
The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.
Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out
The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.
Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.
The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
Captain Ahab's nephew's horse, known for being wider than he is long. Also, pseudonym of Little Mikey from Life cereal
Who is that? Captain Cohad, new guy.
A superhero created for people with Diabetes
Teen - “ Mam look am Captain Diabeetus”
Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”