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The act of shitting on someones face whilst they are sleeping.
"My girlfriend woke me up last night with a hot carl .... dream style." HOT CARL-"DREAM STYLE"
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When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
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Also known as the Bean Town Special, this sexual manuever is much like the Hot Carl in that it involves placeing seran wrap over your partners face and proceding to deficate on it. BUT the Boston Style is for special occations when the previous meal consisted of Boston Baked Beans or some form of Baked Bean relative, Thus producing a much Hotter, steamier, and more dense pile of feces to pile on you partners face.
"Wow honey you have once again outdone yourself, these baked beans were delicious!!"
"Thanks dear, I'm glad you enjoyed it, maybe later we could try that new hit sensation; The Hot Carl- Boston Style"
"Fuck Yeah, these beans are gona make it hotter than EVER"
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Welcome to Wayne Carle Middle School where you can find all the fake bitches ever. Everyone at Wayne Carle Middle School are crack heads that have to take vape breaks if you come across them in the bathroom they will most likely threaten you to make sure that you don’t tell on them you can also find pills on the floor and every kid at Wayne Carle Middle School everyone sells juuls and that is what our great school that is known for so come down to Wayne Carle Middle School so you come you can find the fakest bitches ever. #waynecarlesurvive 2019
Person 1= What school do you go to
Person 2= Wayne Carle Middle School Person 1= I have $20 what can that get me
Person 2= A Juul and one pod
Located in Mundelein, Illinois, this school is a hotspot for Drugs, Teenage pregnancies, Mexicans and sluts. Lots and lots of sluts. Sadly, only one of those four is a good thing. Be warned, any and all students may want to kill themselves, since classes are trash and the students trashier.
Bob: Don't you go to that trashy shitshow of a school, Bob 2?
Bob 2: Yeah i do, Bob.
Bob: What's it called again? Retard land? Hell? Mexico?
Bob 2: No, it's called Carl Sandburg Middle School
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The worst fucking school you can ever go to its in shitty new jersey. Full of people with fake accents and fake people. A shitload of sluts and douchebags.
1 "where do you go to school?"
2"Carl Sandburg Middle School"
1 "SLUT!!!!!!!"
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The hypothetical future name of the surf shop that the two garbage men planned to open in the movie 'Men at Work'
May be used to describe any endevour which has absolutely no chance of ever coming to fruition...."yeah....we could buy this bar and turn it into Carl and James's Surf Shop"
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