The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked
“Bro, my ex just texted me.” “Dude that’s cranked”
To have someone in your presence and get monetized for being around you
“She’s in my vlog to get cranked”
“I’m getting cranked right now”
Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle
Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!
getting progressively and extremely high; preferably with friends
yo bro you really cranked that skrong!
when you crank that skrong and go nonverbal
A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!
Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...
Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?
Crank on some Code, Drink alcohol while doing it. Typically for the purpose of furthering a business.
We really need to consolidate the databases. Looking forward to Crank 'n' Drank when we have the time to do it!