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That dog all the rich families have. They are tiny, have curly white hair, and nasty crust around their eyes. This crust is actually dried tears and mucus (ew wtf.)
White girls can often be heard bragging about their “super cute and adorable dog” and in reality, it’s this mortifying, dried crust of a creature. This dog seems to never know when to die and will live for an unearthly amount of time.
These dogs are often named “Bella” or “Coco” and they are more officially known as Maltese Terriers.
Your family owns a crusty white dog.
A term attributed to girls who make you feel as though you should be wearing a mind condom. It is usually used after a girl has done something vile like had an affair, or it may be used after shes said something ignorant.
Friend: Dude what happened between you and Lisa?
You: Bitches so crusty.
A nigga so crusty, "ass" is a new type of measurement created to show how crusty the nigga is. The word "ass" (short for ass-load) represents the over-flowing amount of crust a nigga may possess. An infinite amount of excessive dank crust whopping in the veins of said nigga.
He/She is a crusty ass nigga.
You's a crusty ass nigga.
Wow, what a crusty ass nigga.
They have inherited a Crusty ass-load of nigga.
Imma crusty ass nigga.
We are all crusty ass niggas.
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when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.
"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."
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when someone takes a mean shit and doesnt wipe corretly to the point where their ass is so crusty it bleeds when you wipe it and smells lik chewbacca took a shit in your anus
person 1- that guys walking really weird and smells like ass
person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash
A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.
Yo man our teacher totally just had a crusty slim jim during that assembly
It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.
Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.
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