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Some shit that Roberts made up. Most likely an Asian tourist phrase lost in translation.
Guy 1: did you record this with a potato ?
Guy 2: wtf you talking bout bro. I don't use potatoes like that...
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someone doing a intercom prank on a train
Why did you leave me debra: WHY DID YA LEAVE ME DEBRA I TRIED MA HARDEST WITH YA I JUST, I JUST COULDN'T STOP DRINKING , I KNOW YOUR ON THIS TRAIN!!!!!
Why did you just why did you look this up what where you thinking would come up
Just why did you just look this up?
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An exclamation of terror, often said while under the influence of cannabis. The bong in question is a smoking implement, and if it has not been concealed or "put away", a parent or figure of authority may find it. This is a highly detrimental situation for the users of the bong.
J. Shit did you put the bong away?
M. Nah man, didn't you?
J. No, i thought you were going to
M. ...fuck
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Question to be made when you feel treated unfairly, made responsible for something you didn´t do, or ordered to do something you feel not responsible for.
"Ok Alysa, take the dog for a walk"
"But Mom...did i kill your sister or something?
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Al tho How Stephen Hawking gave a theory about how the world was before it even existed just when he gave an example like The world is growing I know the world will probably end in a Very long time and if it ends what will happen Theory: The world will explode and the core of the earth will take a really long time to generate into another planet just like mars. What humanity will be there in the next earth
Life Before The Earth Did Not Exist means what it was like when The World was never even there
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A reply acknowledging a clever, or sarcastically, an unclever pun.
LOLspeak
Person A: I sneezed.
Person B: 'snot funny!
Person C: @ Person B: i c wut u did thar
Person A: I sneezed.
Person B: 'snot funny!
Person C: @ Person B: i c wut u did thar
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