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The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.
They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.
"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."
A whiny and suicidal pissbaby with raging mommy issues.
Also believes that he is a scientist.
"Doctor Xur is a real pain in the ass to deal with on a daily basis."
1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist
2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.
How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!
Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!
Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.
A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.
I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.
1)A half Asian, half White male who doesn't mind doing whatever he wants. Also a Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove uses phrases similar to "Fuck You!", "What are you, stupid?", or "God...damn."
2)Writer of the song "Toby (I'm So Sorry)"
1) Tyler: Yo Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove, you're Asian, right"
Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove: What are you, stupid?
2) Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove- "Toby, I am so sorry. And Jahlani, is sitting next to yoooooooouu."