A very attractive,slightly shy, incredible actor
You know Evan peters? That incredible actor well known for tate in American Horror Story.
Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp
guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me
When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy
I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy
Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
Why am i in love with this mannnn tell me why.
Friend: "bro stop simping, hes not it"
Me; "what are u talking aboutttttt???? HES KILER EVANS"
Evan Voils gets no bitches
P1: Hey have you heard about Evan Voils?
P2: Yeah I heard he gets no bitches.
kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck
sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans