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The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.
Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"
Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!
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A clueless lemming who compares their favourite team, hockey's Toronto Maple Leafs to baseball's New York Yankees in terms of tradition and excellence. One major discrepancy however, is the fact the Yankees have won something in the past four decades.
The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.
"We're awesome despite 38 years of championship-free hockey! Go Leafs Go!"
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Bandwagon follower of the douchefaggiest sports team in the nation. Named after the people who cheated in the Oklahoma Land Run, the Oklahoma University Sooners play out of the asshole of the great state of Oklahoma, Norman. A surefire way to find all the inbred morons in a room is to yell BOOMER, which Sooner fans think rhymes with Sooner. This is also a helpful way to locate a Wal Mart employee if you're having trouble finding something in the store. Sooner Nation is an amalgamation of trailer parks that exist for the sole purpose of breeding more Sooner Fans and NRA members. Known across the nation as the worst fans in the Big 12, only a Sooner fan could love a Sooner fan, and they're probably related. Being a Sooner fan isn't without its advantages however, it grants you the ability to date your hot cousin and/or step sibling, and you start to become so fat, that your gravity attracts all the corndogs within a 4 foot radius.
The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.
1.)Man 1: "BOOMER"
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"
2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."
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Fans of the San Francisco NFL team who all seem to live in the past and compare opposing teams of the present with their teams former greatness and obnoxiously hide behind 5 Superbowl wins their current team had absofuckinglutely nothing to do with.
49er's fan: The Seacocks suck. They have no D.
Hawk's fan: Look who's talkin trash! What's your team done lately? Win a couple games, did they??? Good for them.
49er's fan: We won 5 Suberbowls. Your team choked in Superbowl XL.
Hawk's fan: I said lately, fucktard. Nevermind, I forgot I was talking to a 49er's fan.... GAWD, I need a latte.
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Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.
I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.
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a style of shooting in which the shooter holds down the trigger and uses the blade of their hand to rapidly fire a revolver, usually resulting in bullets everywhere and the shooter lopking completly badass
he fan fired all eight thieves
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People who believe that Michigan will beat Alabama in 2012
MK-this time next year the tide is gonna get rolled by BIG BLUE!
Me-Man, you are such a delusional fan!!
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