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A naked couple jumps out of an airplane with parachutes. The woman Jumps first, then the man. While the woman is in the air spread eagle, the man tries to skydive into the woman's vagina. Upon penetration, the woman opens her parachute, allowing for maximum orgasm. Veteran level. Do no try at home.
I planned a skydiving trip for my wife and I for our anniversary. We are going to do the flying mongoose!
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Japanese slang for having an orgasm
One of the PSG (panty and stocking with garterbelt) OST is called Flying Away.
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Hide in the closet, and have your friend start having doggy sex with a chick with her facing away from the closet. Sneak out and switch with your friend. Extra points if you switch back.
Nate was boning this chick, then we changed on the fly and she didn't even notice.
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more fly, the flyest thing you can imagine. the schyzwicky of fly.
dude: yo, i got new shoes, they are so fly.
other dude: my reeboks are fly...eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr
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The act of sharting on a plane while in the middle seat and not acknowledging the smell.
I was on a flight down to Miami and I swear to god the fat fuck sitting next to me was flying dirty. I threw up my grilled cod fish salad all over the back of the head rest.
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In 1947, Kenneth Arnold, business man & private pilot, was flying his own jet around the Mount Rainer area, looking for a downed plane with 32 men on-board. As he was flying toward the Mount, a glint of light caught his eye. Arnold reported later that he saw 9 peculiar looking aircraft flying at tremendous speeds around his plane. Later on he reported to a newspaper that the objects flew, "like a saucer would if you skipped it across the water". The news reported grabbed at the phrase and dubbed the first sightings of UFOs as "flying saucers".
Look at that flying saucer there in the sky!
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To get high, generally by the use of marijuana.
Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!
Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!
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