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When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself
A person in love who don’t know how to deal with it. You become so emotional that it feels fearful, so much that you become fucked up
Him: what wrong, why you’re always so emotional
Her: as she sobs, you got me fucked up
What a guy asks you when hes horny
Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."
shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.
would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??
That guy got what he deserved for cheating on me. You fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself.
I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.
You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*
This is the beginning of a copypasta of a 'Navy Seal' talking about how he's better than you
Kid 1: man you suck at Call of Duty
Kid 2: What the fuck did you fucking say about me, you little bitch?