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When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.
“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”
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A promiscuous female (or male, whatever tickles your pickle) who swoops in, gets the widely sought cock, and soars right on out of the picture, similar to a hawk touching down upon its defenseless prey and hoisting it into the wild blue yonder.
Jeffrey, that fucking cock hawk! He planted his booty on me just long enough to rub the ol' prostate the right way and jumped right up off! I think I saw him eating bird seed earlier.
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Woman who (like a predator) hovers in a bar in search of male spunk
That jism hawk is going to get some young stud tonight.
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The Eagle-Hawk is a mythical creature based apon the two species of bird, the Eagle and the Hawk.
It is known for its extreme beauty and individuality.
The Eagle-Hawk was repordedly sighted on new years day of 2008 by Jaw Jaws Eagle-Hawk Valentine and Emmiie Noodles Starfishes Valetine.
Jaw Jaws: Is that the legendary Eagle-Hawk?
Emmiie: OMGZZZ! yushhi Jaws it is!
Jaw Jaws: or we could just be imagining it..
Emmiie: Yahhh....
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The mohawk look that your car gets when you wipe the snow from only the front and back windshield and there is still a pile of snow on top of the car.
Hey Tom, you gotta wipe the snow from the roof of your car. You have a total Car Hawk
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Sally was jealous of her brother's Mohawk, so she went to the salon and came back with a Doe hawk.
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"Hawk" defines the male in a heterosexual relationship while "Verde" defines the female in the said relationship.
Look at Hawk and Verde walking across the street over there!
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