Stephen Hawking

When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.

“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”

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Jism Hawk

Woman who (like a predator) hovers in a bar in search of male spunk

That jism hawk is going to get some young stud tonight.

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Eagle-Hawk

The Eagle-Hawk is a mythical creature based apon the two species of bird, the Eagle and the Hawk.
It is known for its extreme beauty and individuality.
The Eagle-Hawk was repordedly sighted on new years day of 2008 by Jaw Jaws Eagle-Hawk Valentine and Emmiie Noodles Starfishes Valetine.

Jaw Jaws: Is that the legendary Eagle-Hawk?
Emmiie: OMGZZZ! yushhi Jaws it is!
Jaw Jaws: or we could just be imagining it..
Emmiie: Yahhh....

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Doe hawk

A female Mo hawk.

Sally was jealous of her brother's Mohawk, so she went to the salon and came back with a Doe hawk.

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Car Hawk

The mohawk look that your car gets when you wipe the snow from only the front and back windshield and there is still a pile of snow on top of the car.

Hey Tom, you gotta wipe the snow from the roof of your car. You have a total Car Hawk

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Hawk and Verde

"Hawk" defines the male in a heterosexual relationship while "Verde" defines the female in the said relationship.

Look at Hawk and Verde walking across the street over there!

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Hawk Toss

When playing Call of Duty online, a player of the opposite team decides to Toss his Tomahawk across the map and hit you directly in any, way, shape or from.

"Wow really, the game just started and i already get hawk tossed but some faggot jerkoff (-_____-) (<extreme discomfort) F.A.I.L."

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