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What is given when a girl falls asleep before any sexual activity can occur.
Tony: Dude, how did it go in the bedroom with the girl from the bar?
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.
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The act of sucking on a man's balls while giving him a hand job.
Tina sometimes grows tired of the standard blow job and instead opts for the fun job.
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When You Get A Blowjob From A Cheap, Smelly, Whore For Only A Quarter.
"We Have To Go To Mikes Moms House To Get Quarter-Jobs Before The Party."
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n: A blow job given to a hot latino or puerto rican maintenance man that wields a mop or is handy with a broom
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n: a name given to the giver of said head
did you hear christy gave a janitor job to that latino maintenance man?
are you lost janitor job? the maintenance man went that way.
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An Amish job is the act giving a hand job but unlike a normal H.J., the giver must use both hands and must also lubricate the penis using whole cream. The giver then proceeds to massage the penis in a vertical reciprocating motion (resembling the act of churning butter) until the cream that is acting as the lubricant has coagulated and turned into butter. The entire act must be performed in candle light, as the Amish do not use electricity.
When you're finished milking the cows, why don't you use that cream to give me an Amish job?
My Amish Jobs make the best butter.
Watching her churn that cream into butter made me crave an Amish Job.
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The Seasonal Hand Job - One person swigs a mouthful of eggnog and spits it onto another persons dick. Proceed to stroke out a creamy yet seasonal handy. Viola, a Nog job
Dude : Let's celebrate Christmas the right way, buddy.
Other Dude : How so, friend?
Dude : Giving each other a Nog job
Other Dude : Sweet!
Dude : Exactly!
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the art of getting a blow job while playing call of duty
Daniel was play COD and got a COD job
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