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Mr. Johnson is a pretty amazing music teacher. He’s an introvert at heart but with music, he is like a whole different person. His instrument is the trombone. He’s super sweet, nice, funny and just a good person to be around. Depending on how much time/class periods you have with him, he can become a “father figure”. Some people could refer to him as “dad”. If you have a Mr. Johnson in your life, you will be grateful that he is and that you are able to talk to him about pretty much anything.
Girl in choir: I just absolutely love choir!
Boy: Why? Is it because of Mr. Johnson?
Boy in band: Mr. Johnson is so cool that he plays the trombone!
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A fishy smelling slag from Skelmersdale who fakes pregnancies and thinks shes skinny
I can smell fish..oh it must just be Katie Johnson
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The first American to own an African slave. No bullshit, he himself was African.
Anthony Johnson was weird as hell.
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A running joke from the Austin Powers films. Also generally really nice people, or 'worth having' friends
Look at the huge Kelly Johnson
I think I'm in love with Kelly Johnson
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has a big as cock and has sex with women everyday And when he does he moans
Kevin Johnson has a big as cock and moans
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Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth
Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)
For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!
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