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A city in Washington County, MN. Situated between I-35 and Hwy 61, it has found a niche as a rest stop city - filled with gas stations (at one point this town of 14,000 had two Holidays and four Super Americas) and fast food restaurants.
Is referred to by the population as Flaketown. Which is quite apt at describing the people, as well as the paint on the traffic signs.
The population is mostly white, with a handful of other ethnicities represented sparingly. This results in a substantial proportion of the student body being incredibly racist. Of course, the town is close enough to the Twin Cities where the rest of the student body ends up being priss and politically correct to a disgusting degree. The few who fall in between the two insane ideologies are generally left friendless (but don't worry, they'll go to college out of state and make something of themselves)
Most graduates of Forest Lake High School will end up at Century College in Mahtomedi, MN - the nearest community college. The politically correct-minded will end up at U of M Twin Cities or UMD, or one of the 'in the middle of nowhere' UW schools. Few will escape to bigger and better places and they will never look back.
Since there's nothing to do in town, lots of people get wasted and high. Mostly in public, like at the skatepark or at the dump of a movie theater. This is why anyone with a brain gets out of Flaketown while they still can.
Guy: Alright! Duluth roadtrip! Let's stop at the Forest Lake Burger King before we go since it's on the way!
Flaker 1: Dude, what do you want to do?
Flaker 2: Let's get high.
Flaker 1: Sounds good, I'm failing every class anyway.
Flaker 2: Wanna get high IN class?
Flaker 1: I love you man.
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The shittiest, and I mean SHITTIEST overrated piece of shit suburb in Riverside. Mirroring Menifee and Murrieta, this place is filled with ugly ass houses, tight asses, 16 year old girls, mexicans, and the shittiest most polluted man made lake ever. If you swim in this lake, you have a 90% chance of catching aids.
Person 1 "Canyon lake is filled with mexicans."
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Sometimes ignorant people think this can refer to any number of cities located next to a lake; obviously this is incorrect.
Jason: "Fuck the Chicago Bears, they're from the mistake by the lake!"
me: "I hate you."
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Person one:"If I wanted 6474658 pounds of weed, where would I go?"
Person two:"Swan Lake."
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a town between beaumont and lafayette in the state of louisiana. It is typically a rainy state, not experiencing any seasons other than rainy and summer.. The primary high school in lake charles is AM Barbe. This is the source of educated citizens living in Lake Charles. Most of these people are of substandard education, 60% of whom do not know where mexico is by the end of their college education. Of the entering freshmen class, 30% of people are high school dropouts..
The college in lake charles is Mcneese State University. This university is currently under review by SAACKS for academic substandard education.
Furthermore, this city is devoid of activity other than mardi gras and chemical production, the wastes being dumped into Lake Charles.
So basically, lake charles is a place where educated chemical engineers dump their waste.. its a toiletbowl of whitetrash and shit..
The roads in lake charles are substandard compared to most american cities.
So are going to college in Lake Charles?
Yeah, its a hellhole..
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A promiscuous girl that will flirt/fuck/blow any guy who has access to a boat hence leading to an invite on that same boat, she will do whatever it takes to get to the lake.
Danielle came to the lake with Eric R. and ended up leaving with a firefighter and a CEO and a dairy man because their boat was better, what a Lake Rat!. I love Don Pedro
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A launcher in Call of Duty: Black Ops, which is basically as crit1kal says; Ronald McDonald's asshole.
The part in a wager match in gun game when you get to the china lake and it takes you 2 minutes to get a kill.
Guy 1: Dude that guy is moving fast!
Guy 2: Dont worry he still needs to get past Ronald McDonald's asshole.
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