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Kevin Lauren is the biggest rapper in Norway. Originally from Sandnes, he amassed his huge fanbase through his boujee way of life and music skills. He has worked along the likes of rappers such as 'Ballinciaga' and all his shows get sold out in an instant. His male audience is called 'Broderskapet', while he uses the word 'Baddies' to describe his female audience. Lauren is not only famous for his exquisite work within the music industry but also for being one of the most dangerous gangsters in Scandinavia. He has already been to jail, but he is not afraid to go again since Kevin Lauren is the hardest motherfuc*er around. Although Lauren may appear to be of Norwegian descent, he is actually not Norwegian and his family on the streets are certainly all immigrants. He is currently in a relationship with Rebba.
His biggest song 'Streetsa er helt GTA' is widely regarded as one of the finest literary works in modern Norwegian history. The song uses intricate language and plenty of allusions to convey the message of the song. That the streets are 'helt GTA broder'. He also talks about how he came from a nice upbringing, but the coldhearted streets changed him to be the man known today as Kevin Lauren.
Kevin Lauren's most famous quote is:
"Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk"
This quote will forever be glued into Norwegian culture as its impact on Norwegian youths and adults is unmatched.
Example 1
Philip: Sup 'broder' have you met any 'baddies' lately?
Raiyan: You already know how it is. 'Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk'
Example 2
Raiyan: Did you just see Kevin Lauren and Rebba pulling up at the crib?
Philip: Yeah, Rebba juicy af tho.
(gunshots)
Raiyan: DAMN, 'Streetsa er helt GTA' we need to run!
A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.
I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.
Chvrches' hobbit-sized badass vocalist, amazing singer and overall cool woman.
"I had a dream your father died" -Lauren Mayberry, unprompted.
Popular internet beauty guru by the screen tag Lozza.Loves, made her name in 2007 when she created the coon-tails trend. If someone is being referred to as a Lauren Hayden, then they are being referred to as a Gangnam God/beauty guru.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is such a Lauren Hayden
Person 2: I know right! Her coon-tail extensions are amazing!
Or
Person 1: Did you see the way that guy did the Gangnam Style dance?
Person 2: Yeah! I could have sworn he was Lauren Hayden
The gay child that DIDNT DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!??
To Lieutenant Colonel John Laurens1
Middlebrook, New Jersey, April, 17792
Cold in my professions, warm in ⟨my⟩3 friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it m⟨ight⟩4 be in my power, by action rather than words, ⟨to⟩ convince you that I love you.
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The ideal girl. Lauren Davis is beyond beautiful. She is smart, funny, nice to everyone she talks to. Lauren is the type of person you're lucky to know. She is blonde, gorgeous blue eyes and a body like a goddess. Lauren Davis is the living definition of sexy. Not to mention a Lauren Davis always has a rockin body. She also is a little shy and doesn't give herself enough for how good she looks. Lauren Davis is often attracted to guys who's name start with 'T'.
Guy1: "Who's that girl over there?"
Guy2: "I don't know but she must be a Lauren Davis with looks like that."
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bitchy, hates everyone, ugly, and just a bit friendly to the people she cares for she has ugly brown hair and wears ugly house she got a big fat belly roll and is so fucking mean.
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