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Believing in something that's false
Eric: I'm putting 1k on McGregor Lfg
*McGregor Proceeds To Break His Ankle*
People with a functioning brain: Law Of Lamont
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As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving OP's genitals approaches; That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later Dermott will compare someone or something to some aspect of his own genital componentry.
Bill: 'You're eating that potato rather quickly'
Ted: 'Careful you don't choke on your spuds!'
Dermott: ' If I could choke on my own spuds I'd never leave the house!'
Leovinus: 'Ah, Dermott's Law in action!'
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A future law to be enacted by Congress which will allow for the compassionate euthanasia of child stars upon reaching their 18th birthday. It will be named for and dedicated to Lindsay Lohan.
"I'm so glad they passed the Lindsay Law last year. It gave so and so a death with dignity."
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Egon's Law comes from the movie "Ghostbusters" and states: "Don't cross the streams". This is in reference to their energy packs, because if the streams are crossed, all existence gets destroyed.
The real-life usage of Egon's Law is applied when two or more men are urinating next to each other, perhaps in a community trough or a row of bushes. If anyone crosses their urine streams, those two have violated Egon's Law (don't cross streams!) and are therefore automatically gay.
Oh no! Perry and Nick violated Egon's Law!!! You guys are SO gay!!!!!
Whoa whoa watch it pal! Don't violate Egon's Law! I don't want to be gay with you!
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1)The princess-bitch your brother marries because he never asked for your advice.
"Hey, that girl sure acts like Paris Hilton but looks alot like Hillary Clinton."
"Yeah, that's my sister-in-law."
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The laws of the univerese and nature that govern everything we know and don't know. They are a direct reflection of Eternal Law and through its understanding one can fully understand all concepts of morality and states of being.
The most basic principles to Natural Law involves a particular absolute truth: Everything has one nature that defines what it is, and everything is what it is simply because it is. The nature of an object, thing, or idea is defined attaching the suffix -ness to the end of said object, thing, or idea. EX: A chair has "chairness", a human has "humanness", a rock has "rockness", etc. The absolute truth about the state of beings of objects, things, and ideas is impossible to seperate from the item.
Natural Law disregards opinion because truth is not an opinion. Truth is what it is, which is the definition of something that is real and absolute.
Absolute Truth exists because of Natural Law, which means there are absolutes, despite how hard some people may try to disprove it.
According to Natural Law, all humans (beings with the nature of humanness range from single celled embryos to those an infinitely small moment from death) have human dignity which forces their inaliable right to live, love, and pursue {Natural Law abiding} happiness.
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when two women have had sex with the same man, they are pussy in law's, female version of peter in law!
You slept with Troy too, That makes us Pussy In Laws.....Ewww
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