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NO FRIES LEFT is when you have an order of fries and you eat the ones that have fallen out of it's cup.
Dude, don't leave those fries at the bottom of the bag behind! Remember, "No fries left behind"
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All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.
But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.
If you're in high school, opt the fuck out at www.militaryfreezone.org
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the most prestigious type of hand job
Last night my hable suddenly escaladed into a left-handed handy, which brought me to tears.
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Reffering to the social media app "SnapChat"
When someone opens your message and doesn't respond
What someone does when they are really pissed
Getting left on opened: Damn last night I got in a fight with Jess and she left me on open
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I want to be a partner with you. Before medical science discovered how the circulatory system functioned, people believed that a vein ran directly from the fourth finger on the left hand to the heart. Because of the hand-heart connection, they chose the descriptive name vena amoris, Latin for the vein of love (get your mind out of the gutter, I am saying LOVE), for this particular vein. That is why the fourth finger of the left hand is the ring finger, indicating commitment. In Jance's song I believe he is talking about wanting to marry someone.
Will you be with me forever, I want to be your left hand man.
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v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn
My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.
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The toe that has the least space of room and is the most likely to swell up.
OW! My left pinkie toe is swelling up due to an ingrown toenail. Trim the nail!
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