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A beard grown to disguise a double chin.
"That George Lucas really helps define your jawline. Without it, you'd look like a potato."
"Um, thanks."
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Someone who is bipolar and stares at girls' boobs all the time. Also thinks he is really cool.
Mary: "Dude, that guy tried to pick up on me earlier, and now he is ignoring me and talking about cat AIDS! And he won't stop staring at my boobs..."
Jenna: "Wow is his name creepy lucas?"
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To completely forget how marketing and consumption works.
As in forgetting that what made the original Star Wars great was that is appealed to everyone, of all ages. While the prequels are precision tailored to 12-year old boys with mental handicaps.
Damn it Steve! You completely George Lucas'd the inventory. Now we our revenues will go down the shitter!
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When a person tells a long un-interesting story, with no real point or ending, that ends up being funny just because its not, thats a Luca Story.
Guy: One time I was with this girl and her boyfriend dropped a crisp packet...
Guy2: ...Yeah?
Guy: And she made him pick it up!
Guy2: *Silence*
Guy: What?
Guy: That was a total Luca Story!
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Gian Luca Vialli - Charlie - coke
Bob - "Big party at the weekend Kev, you coming?"
kev - "only if Gian Luca is gonna be there too!"
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a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.
person 1: who is that slow guy trying to do the 100 metres
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
Lucas McEvoy is just a kid who is trash at footy and uses shit tonnes of lip balm. Nice hair, nice hip, nice head, nice ears, nice brain. Just an absolute sket all round. He is the kind of kid to shit 5 times a day and never wipe his crack. He is a crackhead ranga and that's about it.
Sorry Lucas McEvoy didn't mean to interrupt your gay cuck masterbation time.