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The long-lasting regret one feels after making a mistake, usually while intoxicated.
Dave: "my girl and i broke up a wek ago after that happy hour."
Bill: "sorry man, sometimes the mental hangover lasts longer than the actual hangover.:
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The marrying of something or someone in your head, due to strong attractions to them.
Person 1: We are now mentally wed. (plays out wedding in mind)
Person 2: Who are you?
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The mindset after which you don't have to get previous consent for an action against a person. People with this mindset go so far that they pretend like they have rules in place and get people to consent to their actions, but what's called consent here really just boils down to people not explicitly stating they do not want it to happen.
Often associated with relationships, it also applies to unrelated examples, such as a CEO of a social media company or electronic "product" silently adding statements to the ToS either without notifying the users, or hiding it on page 87 of 100 near the bottom.
"Jeff thinks it's okay to hurt people, because they didn't tell him not to do it beforehand. Jeff has a rapist mentality."
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When you and a bro high five in your minds because a. You're too far away from each other to actually high five b. You both just can't be bothered to high five or c. Because the action/event was so awesome that a normal high five just wouldn't suffice
Alex: Woah dude that was so cool, mental five
Harry: Nice!
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Adjective: Where Gerard Way takes over your mind, body, and soul.
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This is usually announced or thought of after seeing a girl who is distractingly attractive. The act of explaining you like the looks of a girl enough to masturbate too.
See, she's hot dude I'm going to ask her out.
Yea I'm masturbating in my head to her.
I fucking hate you.
I'm still masturbating in my head to her. Still not done, not done, Alright I'm done. I'm going to go make a sandwich. Good Mental Masturbation. Actually, you want to go to Chipotle?
Not with you.
Thats douchey.
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When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...
zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!
godlover: huh??? what you mean????
zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!
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