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when someone (usually a guy) pushed a pregnant girl down a flight of stairs
sally told fred she was pregnant, fred suggested a mexican abortion, sally looked over at fred confused, he then pushed her down the stairs
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When the person giving the blowjob has just eaten something spicy so the receiver gets a slight burning sensation.
Maddi- Man, those Hot Cheetos are spicy
Tyler- Then get over here and give me a Mexican blowjob before your mouth isn't spicy anymore
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The act of taking a cotton swab, dip it in alcohol, puting it on a mans dick, and lighting it on fire
That bitch gave me a Mexican Blowtorch!
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N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
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The act of inserting and removing a tequila bottle or like-sized object into a person's rectal orifice while the person is upside-down vertically. The puckering of the anal walls and surrounding flesh upon extrication forms what is termed as the "Mexican Rose"
"Hey, you have a tequila bottle? I would love to get a Mexican Rose please!"
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someone whos Mexican but knows no Spanish,and lives a redneck lifestyle thinking there white.(white people know more spanish than them)
White guy:hola
Mexican:what does that mean
White guy:nvm your just a Mexican Cracker.
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