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A person who interrupts a normal conversation to describe their current exploits in the game of Minecraft. This person is oblivious to the fact that no one cares.
Anthony: Who do you think will become president in 2012?
Liz: Romney will never make it.
Kyle: Gingrich is a smart man.
Phil: Oh my god, I just found a butt-load of red stone!
Anthony+Liz+Kyle: (shaking fists) MINECRAFT BUZZKILL!
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Its Hatsune Miku. Stop saying that its Philza you fucking dream stans. Its not fucking funny. Let us have this one joke.
Curious person: "Hey whos is the creator of minecraft again? I forgot"
Dream stan: "Oh its Phi-"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up, nobody likes your bitch ass minecraft YouTubers. You guys are fucking pathetic and don't deserve access to the internet. Imagine making a fake sexuality and a fake gender that mock LGBTQ+ people based off some green screen bitch even tho that same bastard and his stupid friends are queer themselves. The people you look up to have zero talent, all they do is scream into their microphones every 5 seconds, and you sick fucks find that entertaining. "Oh but i enjoy the storyline!" no you don't, its trash. Go read a fucking book. Even an Ikea instruction paper is more interesing to look at. And i know damn well that you're faking at least 3 disorders. Which ones, hm? Autism, PTSD, BPD, ADHD, ADD, probably all of them and more. You're a dissapointment to humanity. You guys are just as bad as Jelly Bean. Be thankful i don't want to waste more of my lifetime roasting you, i have better things to do"
Cursious person: ".....so who is it?"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Its Hatsune Miku. Not Philza. Look it up"
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person1: bro have u watched pewds minecraft videos?
person2: yeah I can’t believe he already finished the first dungeon?
person1: WUT ARE U ON ABOUT MATE? MINECRAFT DUNGEONS!
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Minecraft Youtuber is a person (normally a white male with brown hair) that loves to date people under the age of 18.
My favorite Minecraft Youtuber asked me to send nudes!
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Guy 1: Oh yeah I browse reddit alllll day
Guy 2: you fucking minecraft hoodie
Guy 1: You Are So Rude Boi Im Gonna Downvote That X'dddd
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playing Minecraft
doing something subjectively meaningless, (i.e. something that is objectively 'useful' to you and everyone around you except the person who uses this phrase on you).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day doing your homework and cleaning your room. What you were doing all day is playing Minecraft; your table becomes messy 5 minutes later anyways, and your school grades are poor.
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the amazing boy you met on minecraft and talked to them over a voice chat and now youre in love with them but too scared to tell them
i’m in love with my minecraft boyfriend
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