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Having sex with other person.
Your wearing a mans button up, sitting in a gamer chair with a razor sticker on the window. You’re literally just "Monday" to him.
The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.
Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday
THE WORST DAY IN GHE FUCKING WEEK
Random: your fucking ugly
Me: WHAT TEH FUCK??
Random: kill yourself
Me: *cutely is heartbroken*
Me: I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS
Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.
-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-
A day in the week.
Also known as the worst day in the whole week.
Mike: I have to go back to work on Monday.
Adam: fucking hell, that sucks.
left
Me
Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday
Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.
On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.