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Mud farmer

A Mud farmer is a person who rides there tractor thru the mud for entertainment

Look at that mud farmer driving his craftsman mower thru the mud hole.

by Mud farmer October 24, 2020

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Mud Lobster

Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.

Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.

by Snipedog22 July 17, 2013

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mud dropping

To excrete fecal matter while standing up.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did some mud dropping on the way home last night.

by Avolin February 19, 2003

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Stink Mud

Typically a type of shit you would be taking if you had just got done drinking all night and eating Mexican food. Be careful of suspicious gas and stomach aches, the stink mud can really sneak up on you.

Man I'm about to go return some stink mud to the earth mother

by Cocksadong August 10, 2009

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Mud Pups

Really saggy breasts on a woman over 45. Picture if Droopy Dog was in a titty form.

Do your mud pups hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Dr. Dangles soldier? DO YOUR MUD PUPS HANG LOW?

by Sophie Spitz March 22, 2017

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mud hams

Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on

Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

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Mud Gulping

The act of eating or drinking diarrhea.

Bill likes mud gulping and does it with his boyfriend Michael all the time.

by BillPako February 15, 2010

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