A Mud farmer is a person who rides there tractor thru the mud for entertainment
Look at that mud farmer driving his craftsman mower thru the mud hole.
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Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.
Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.
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To excrete fecal matter while standing up.
I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did some mud dropping on the way home last night.
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Typically a type of shit you would be taking if you had just got done drinking all night and eating Mexican food. Be careful of suspicious gas and stomach aches, the stink mud can really sneak up on you.
Man I'm about to go return some stink mud to the earth mother
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Really saggy breasts on a woman over 45. Picture if Droopy Dog was in a titty form.
Do your mud pups hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Dr. Dangles soldier? DO YOUR MUD PUPS HANG LOW?
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Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on
Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit
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The act of eating or drinking diarrhea.
Bill likes mud gulping and does it with his boyfriend Michael all the time.
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