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Dumpster Muffin

A skanky woman who hangs out by and in dumpsters and gives oral, carnal, and anal sex to men passing by. Often in exchange for drugs or cigarettes.

That dumpster muffin outside the club last night had some hanging flank steak.

by Matt Qsack January 20, 2006

42πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


muffin monster

This awesome machine in 30 Days Of Night.

It grinds things up...

Like trash...

And people...

Ohnoes!!!! It's the muffin monster!!!!

Oh... and there goes someone's arm...

Oh my...

by RhapsodyEternal October 29, 2007

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


muffin masher

In this context Muffin means Pussy or Vagina. The Masher is another female who rubs their Pussy " muffin" against the afore mentioned Muffin, for sexual purposes. In most cases a Muffin Masher is a bull dike but in some cases it could be just a one time experimentation thing for a female.

1. Holy shit Jill turned to Muffin Mashing!
2. Jill say's " I've always wanted to try Muffin Mashing."

by The Blade June 17, 2005

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Deep in the Muffin

Deep in the Muffin -- to be highly into the action of placing some body part into the vagina (manual masterbation, cunnilingus or copulating)

Man, Danny is so sweet, I could be deep in the muffin for days with her.

by TooSick4U February 29, 2008

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pace muffin

a very attractive female runner that motivates you to keep up with her pace.

Dude, I had several pace muffins to help me cross the finish line!

by SpeedyGonzo June 2, 2010

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


muffin chunker

to stand too close to some one. when they are infront of you.and you are basically right up on their ass.

SHIT MAN!!!!!!!!! back up ur standing to close. why are you trying to chunk my muffins you little muffin chunker

by kip walters June 20, 2007

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Guff muffin

Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.

Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.

Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.

by HH05 January 15, 2021

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž