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i wish there was a nice boy :/
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Guys who treat women nicely but never get girl friends because all girls like jerk guys. Contrary to other beliefs this is a not a negative thing because the nice guy will use this to his advantage as he will have more money for himself because some girl is not taking it all and when the nice guy is living "nicely" with a big house and nice car, women are going to wish that hadn't treated the nice guy mean. So all in all, being a nice guy isn't a bad because you will have what matters in the end, MONEY!
Johnny- Hey look at jacob, he is a nice guy to all the girls but he will never lose his virginity because girls wont date him.
Robby- I like his style, he's going to have lots of money later in life cause he didnt waste it on bitches
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Nice Guy
1. Term commonly used for self-description by men who routinely fail to capture the interest of any women. The name is a misnomer because typically these men fail to exhibit any attitudes or behaviors that would distinguish them as "nice". These men are the lifeblood of the mail order bride industry.
Characteristics include:
-Lack of any backbone or moral fiber that would allow them to even consider that perhaps their own faults and shortcomings are the root of their problems
-Bitterness and self-pity that is expressed by pronouncing all women idiots who would rather date jerks
-delusions of grandeur/revenge fantasies in which at age 40-50 they will suddenly become irresistible to 20-something Angelina Jolie (except hotter)look-alikes while all the women who rejected them decades earlier will be single and living with 200 cats.
I'm 35 years old and still living at home, I have no life, and the only girlfriend I've ever had is made out of plastic, but women don't want me because I'm such a nice guy.
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The state of being bitchy in a nice twist. A perfect blend of politeness and bitchiness all in one sentence.
I really hate that mirror you got me!!!! ..Thanks...But I hate it.
Can you shut up?...please?
Those are but little examples of bitchy nice
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The male counterpart to the neighborhood whore. Where the neighborhood whore trades sex hoping for companionship and rarely gets it, he trades companionship for sex and rarely gets it.
Alot of women see nice guys as closet misogynist and stalkers. That's really just because after getting used by women as doormats they start hating women, similar to how the neighborhood whore becomes a lesbian in the near future.
The US government needs to pay pimps to run rehabilitation centers for nice guys.
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modern English way of saying "bye, cool, see ya later", with the general feeling that it has been pleasant to see you
" yeah, right, better be off, see ya Jayce, nice one "
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