telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.

Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.

Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.

Fruit looped

Verb: to be extremely drunk

"Bro you should've seen Chad last night, he was fruit looped off the Patron."

Neck Fruit

The fruit of the neck, as in the head. Used specifically to refer to receiving oral sex.

"Man, I gotta get me some neck fruit tonight."

Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.

“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”

Fruit Boot

A derogatory term for a gay man or men

Yo Kim look at those fruit boots over there!

Im not riding on the back of another man's motorcycle, I ain't no damn fruit boot!!!