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A Mexican (or more specifically, Tex-Mex) fast-food restaurant located primarily in the Midwest region of the country.
Stupid people may claim that Taco Bell is "better" than Taco Johns, but they are horribly mistaken. Taco Johns is highly superior, due in large part to their divine Potato Oles and the Six Pack and a Pound.
"Hey man, where do you want to go to eat?"
"Taco Johns."
"Good idea!"
"Uhhh dude... I've got violent diarrhea from the massive amount of Taco Johns i consumed last night."
"Yeah, it'll do that to you..."
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A drink
1 part Tequila
1 part Jägermeister
1 part Tobasco sauce
Customer: Could I get a taco nazi?
Bartender: What?
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(noun) clean shaven snatch or vagina. often highly prefered over the tumble weed.
Yo, that girl I hooked up with last nite showed me her bald taco and I showed her my man-sized manicotti !
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a brand of dessert food resembling a taco, and consisting of a taco shell-like waffle cone, reduced-fat vanilla ice cream, artificially flavored fudge, peanuts, and a milk chocolate coating. The product was invented in Philadelphia in the 1980s by the Jack and Jill Ice Cream Company, but was introduced nationwide as "America's coolest taco" by Good Humor-Breyers in 1996, at the Supermarket Industry Convention in Chicago, Illinois
"How much for a choco taco?"
"Only $5.25"
"I'll take 2!"
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A delicious ice cream available from many ice cream trucks. Consists of ice cream and hard chocolate shell in a taco-shaped waffle cone.
Joe bought a choco-taco from the ice cream truck.
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When a girl grabs the back of your head and buries your face inside her tits.
I love going to the strip clubs for some titty tacos.
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Slang men use meaning you will be getting some later that night. Referencing to events that will be occurring with a lady friend.
Guy 1 - "You comin' to Mark's tonight?"
Guy 2 - "No man, I can't go out, it's taco night."
Guy 1 - "Man I wish it was taco night at my place bro."
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