shiva drunk

When you get so drunk that you start shivering, yet your friends still don't take you to the hospital for fear of getting in trouble by your parents.

Paul Smith "man we gonna get so shiva drunk tonight"

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Drunk Dialing

Calling someone on the phone, while intoxicated, to tell them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them

While Drunk Dialing my ex-mother-in-law, I explained to her exactly what was wrong with her son, including his sexual habits.

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Mercedes Drunk

. Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status

When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.

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Emotional Drunk

When your friend gets drunk and by the end of the night, her/his problems are your problems.

PERSON A: Yeah, Christine took 12 shots for her birthday and started crying. She was telling everybody about some guy named Ryan for hours while crying. She wouldn't shut up.
PERSON B: Haha that sucks, I didn't know she was an emotional drunk.

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eBay drunk

condition describing the feeling someone gets when the unexpectedly win an auction on eBay and immediately start bidding on other auctions and end up spending too much money.

Paulash just won a jersey on eBay and went and bid on 5 more jerseys and is now broke. He was eBay drunk

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Drunk Email

Drunk emailing (drailing): while completely inebriated you foolishly believe 1) You're a prolific writer. 2) You're Poetic. 3) You're a comedian. 4) Not saving your sent messages will save you from complete and total embarassment - this only leads you to wonder what the heck you actually did say after typing for two hours. 5) Spell check hides your obvious drunkenness.

Sending a drunk email at 2am after drinking a 40 ouncer of vodka and hoping to endear yourself to your new man (or woman) by revealing past sexual exploits, and foolishing thinking he/she would be turned on after reading how you 'made it' with the entire band.

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Lesbian Drunk

A straight girl who makes out with/fucks girls while drunk.

Lesbian Girl: I fucked Sarah the other night!

Boy: Don't talk about it- she's just a lesbian drunk.

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