your mom gay

no u

"your mom gay"
"no u"

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your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

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your mom jokes

totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are

idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!

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your mom's box

what everyone gets at your sleepover

we all got some of your mom's ponani at you sleepover last weekend also known as your mom's box

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your mom x

eleanors favorite word because she is gay with your mom

person: oh hi eleanor eleanor: your mom... your mom x

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your mom down there

a new phrase, usable in any occasion or context.
may be used when someone offends you or just4fun.

A: "hey you are ugly!"
B: "your mom is ugly...down there"

Professor: Did you do your homework?
Student: Your mom did my homework...down there!

A:"I would love to see you naked"
B:"I would love to see your mom naked...down there"

A:"Who was better than you in the exam? huh?"
B:"Your mom down there!"

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Your mom gang

when your mom pulls up in the mom mobile to pick up the homies.

Da bois: "ayyyeee check your mom gang!"

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