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Someone who steals your virginity via. anal sex. Often performed by horny guys who like shit.
Wes is such an anal pirate.
Take it out of my ass anal pirate.
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When you are having sex, you kick the girl in the shins so she hops on one leg and you come in her eye so she can only see out of one. Then she looks like a pirate!
She looks like she just had pirate sex!
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Someone who is always after your foreskin and wants to mop your poop deck.
Ay! The foreskin pirate is after me foreskin again!
Shit Bill! Run or he will mop your poop deck too!
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noun - a party/club/bar that turned out to be filled with heterosexual men all out looking for booty from heterosexual women...
...only all the decent looking women never showed up and the whole place was filled with beastly chicks and single dudes standing around scratching their jocks and drinking domestic beer
I heard that a lot of hot girls were at that place last weekend...but this weekend it was a friggin pirate ship.
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As early pirates were motivated by pieces of eight, these modern day pirates are dominated by dreams of pieces-o-ass. The ass pirate is so obsessed that what is common sense to the intelligent person escapes them entirely.
The ass pirate had no idea what the triangular sign with the word "YEILD" meant.
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1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger
basically a hard on that goes into odd places
Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!
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