post-hardcore

Euphemistic term for emo.

Emo: "No, I don't listen to mallcore emo, I listen to post-hardcore..."

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Post-Grunge

A made-up music genre created by bored moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations, and MTV so that everyone can clamor on to another phony genre.
Bands like Three Doors Down, Hinder, Nickelback, Creed, Saliva, Three Days Grace, Godsmack, etc. all use the word to avoid being called metal, which they really are, but a really bad, sucky dumbed down version of it.

Hinder is not a Post-grunge band, but a hair band without the hair
Godsmack is not a post-grunge band, but a metal band with their instruments tuned down.
Daughty not a post-grunge band, but a Bon Jovi/Nickelback wanna-be.
Nickelback is not a post-grunge band, but a Bon Jovi Wanna-be.
Post-grunge is genre that doesn't exist.

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the high post

when one gains a vertical hight advantage upon his peers and proceeds to pass gass while on that higher pedistal.thus gaining a "higher post" to rip ass from

D-fair pulled the high post when he stood on the chair. it was epic.

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Shit Post

Making fun of something in a comical manner about something in pop culture.

All I do is make shit posts on reddit cause I’m a loser.

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Post up

While in the gym about to squat, bench, or deadlift you get your gear set next to the rack making sure that no one else takes it and that the person doing bicep curls realizes its time to get out.

I walked into the gym to post up at the squat rack; the d-bag doing curls realized it was time to jet.

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fence post

A post that makes up part of a fence.

What, you didn't know that?

Hey, what's that post that mkaes up part of that fence?

That's a fence post, dumbass.

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Post Wipe

Wiping again after taking a dump even though you wiped thoroughly the first time.

Wiping up a juicy fart.

"Man, I got some bowel problems cause I've post wiped three times already."

"Yo, dude I gotta post wipe before we go."

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