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Starism (religion)

Starism is a religion based off of the stars you see in the sky, there are goddesses and god's however.

Starists are the plural for the religion.

guy 1: the stars are boring.
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?

guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!

starism (religion)

by Starism November 21, 2022


Secular religion

Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?

Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”

Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”

Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”

Iam “We didn’t...”

Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”

Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”

Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”

Iam 😑

Hym 😐

Iam 😑

Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”

Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”

Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭

Iam 🙄

by Hym Iam November 1, 2022

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This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)

In a world as vast and diverse as ours, belief systems vary greatly, each adding a unique hue to the fabric of humanity. From major religions to indigenous spiritualities, our world is rich with different perspectives. Beneath this tapestry lies a common thread: the human longing for meaning and connection.

At the core of every religion lies compassion, whether through Christianity's Golden Rule, Islam's emphasis on charity, or Buddhism's teachings on loving-kindness. Mocking beliefs disregards this value, fostering division.

In facing global challenges, unity and cooperation are crucial. Respecting each other's beliefs builds bridges, transcending divides and promoting understanding. This fosters a society that is resilient, inclusive, and compassionate.

Mockery sends a ripple effect of negativity and division, fueling conflicts and atrocities. Conversely, tolerance creates a culture of respect and understanding, promoting healing and reconciliation.

While freedom of expression is vital, it must be tempered by respect and civility. Hate speech spreads misinformation and leads to real-world violence. Upholding tolerance ensures everyone can express themselves freely.

Despite differences, universal truths unite us: the desire for happiness, peace, and meaning. Focusing on commonalities fosters a shared humanity, breaking down barriers and building bridges of understanding and solidarity.

This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)

by Weeb.exe1 March 7, 2024


Religion Rape

Having people pray for you when you don't support any religion or subscribe to any religious beliefs / ideology.

Ethan: I heard they're gonna pray for you!
Justin: I hope not, That's against my beliefs. That is religion rape.

by iiNTenSiiFy August 23, 2024


Mueller Religion

The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.

The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers

by TurdPoo December 9, 2021


It's not the religion

It's the fucking religion. It will always be used by zealots and charlatans for evil and will never do anything good that can't be done by anyone NOT in an incest cult.

Derp "DERRRRRRP! DERRRRPPP! It'S not ThE rElIgIoN bUt ChRiStIaNiTy (And be extention Judaism because it's literally the same religion) LiTeRaLlY did ThE tHiNg I'm CoMpLaInInG about! DEERRRRRRRP!!!"

Hym "You... Literally just contradicted yourself there... The words you just now said were 'It's not the religion but the religion did the thing.' That violates the law of non'contradiction. If the religion caused the zionism... Then the religion is the cause of the zionism... If ZIONISM is the problem... Then the religion CAUSED THE PROBLEM. 'It's not the problem it's just THE CAUSE of the problem.' Is what you just said there. 'It's not the gun! It's the bullets!' Like, let it go. You don't need to use the religion instrumentally."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024


Religion of peace

When you have to repeatedly refer to a religion as a "religion of peace", then it is not a religion of peace.

Islam is a religion of peace. Terrorism has no religion.
Yes Islam is a religion of peace. A religion of pieces.
YOU CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST BIGOT!

by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024

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