Roman Tough

Part of the Toughie Clan, great skills within the acting industry, typically hot and understanding.

"Who was that guy you heard singing last night, wow?"
"That was a Roman Tough"

Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.

When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.

Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

Roman Helmet

An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).

This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.

harajuku._.roman

An Italian Nicki Minaj fanpage that isn't afraid to tell their opinion. They're known for having a rabbit named Oliver and for spitting always facts. Once they used to have an account with 484 followers, but it got banned with no reason. It will be the Prime Minister of Italy by 2038.

Do you know that tiktok account named harajuku._.roman?
Yeah, I love them. They always say nothing but facts.
Me too.

Roman martin

A flopper who has transformed into human form

That boy is like roman martin

Roman Tyler

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.

Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.