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a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake
She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy
Freshly fallen snow in the road that slicks the surface, making driving more difficult than usual.
Holy shit we just lost control of the car for a second around that turn.
Yeah dude, the roads covered in street semen.
Once a month a man will ejaculate all over himself as his genitils excrete all of last month’s semen. After he has cum all over himself he will start to produce new semen for the month.
Semenating
Bro, I started semenatng yesterday and my balls feel amazing!
A slang term used to describe anything and everything. It is typically used as a validation for any actions.
Miguel: Holy shit bro, that movie was insane, on semen!
Jaqueese: For real bro!
It is when the man ejaculates in the mouth of a femal or male so much that she or he is forced to swallow part of the cum shot and chokes a little on the rest of the hot load.
I surprised my girlfriend by not telling her when I was going to ejaculate in her mouth and she ended up swallowing and then gagging on the rest hence the term semen gargle
What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.
A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.
Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!