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your mom does sex thats how youre born
hey honey do you wanna have sex
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The act of penetrating a female's vagina with a man's penis
#1- I had sex with Jessica and Becky
#2- wow so you put your penis in their vagina?
#1- yeah
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Sex is a really good thing is really healthy you can even do it with 3 4 5 6 idk 9 people is really good it feels good is more than anything you would want in this whole entire world..
One day Lily and Jake had a crush on each other,ONE day Lily and Jake bumped into each other they laughed and Lily said come into the bathroom with me Jake said oh yes I will babe..
Lily laughed he held him in his dick and started to rub his dick he said oh yes YESS..YES .They sat on the toilet and started having sex like this:
Lily sat down in top of jake he said oh..baby you really want to get into it don't you he undressed her and himself too and put his WHOLE BIG DICK ON that ass Lily was like: "OHHH YES BABY I HAVE BEEN WAITING AHUAHA...OH YES.. OH THAT IS THE SWEET SPOT..jake said oh yes I will go hard on you jakes lips were just too soft Lily could not help it she kissed him got her tongue and her mouth bowled down and starting swallowing his HUGE ass dick he said oh yes yes yes yes.. a girl came in.. opened the door.. (yes they did forget to lock it) the girl's name was Lucy she said is getting hot in here can I join..? they said OH HELL YES GET IN BITCH YASSS..!!!
They kept doing that for years and jake got more ladies and now guess what he is... HE IS A SUGAR DADDY!! He will do anything to get anyone even boys...
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Sex is when two lovers love each other then get naked and go on top of each other and cry out loud.
"Dude you had sex with Jason!?"
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A man sticks his erect penis (hard penis) into a womens wet vag. he goes in and out in and out in and out and so on. He cums in her. She gets pregnant cuz they both are stupid teenagers. He leaves her. She is doomed and all in all she never really enjoyed it.... Sad sad world we live in.
Josh and Michelle had sex last night. It was good sex for the 2 inexperienced teenagers.
12 weeks later Michelle is pregnant and Josh is no where to be seen.
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what my girlfriend won't give me.
dude, i asked for sex, and then i got slapped. that bitch...
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A common misspelling of sec x (secant x).
Person 1: sex = 1/cos(x)
Person 2: WTF?!???!!???
Person 1: I meant sec(x) = 1/cos(x)
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