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When some sack head tries to ban memes
Angela Merkel: VE VILL BAN SE MEMES IN EUROP
Meme bois: wow angela merkel is one shitty european politic
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A substance produced during anal sex when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the ejaculate (or cum) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the anus (or, loosely, butt) of the other party. The resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, cum) with trace to mass amounts of errant fecal matter (or shit); hence the term "shitty butt-cum." Disambiguated from "santorum" in that it does not additionally require the presence of anal lubricants.
"Eww! You got shitty butt-cum all over Grandma!"
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Having one's dick constantly or consistently covered in shit. Commonly found in the gay community, but has spread elsewhere.
After he started dating Matt, Rory acquired Shitty Dick Syndrome.
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To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.
Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.
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When a person or object or situation is so bad that it is completely foul
"That girl looks a hot shitty mess."
"His report was a hot shitty mess."
"The wedding was a hot shitty mess."
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When a dude drops a HUGE load of pure shit on a womans chest and then proceeds to tittie fuck her. Let it be known that this generally results in shitdick as well.
Man 1: Dude I had to take the biggest shit last night but I was horny as f*ck.
Man 2: So what did you do?
Man 1: Dropped a deuce on her titties and f*cked 'em good!
Man 2: Nice dude, the shittie tittie! You get shitdick?
Man 1: Yeah, but sooooooo worth it.
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Shitty nails occur when your mother decides only to buy 1 ply toilet paper, and when you proceed to wipe your fingers push through the paper and your fingers strike the shit around your "brown eye"
God damnit barb buy some good TP im sick of getting shitty nails.
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