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As pissed as a newt

In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."

Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.

by Lobsangridcully January 26, 2016

26πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Panther Piss

Australian slang for WD-40

I was working on my car and couldn't get the head bolts undone, so I sprayed some Panther Piss on that bad boy and they came straight out !

by Chewy the Wookie December 17, 2011

39πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Piss boy

Anyone with the name Kevin is a little peepee Piss boy

John: β€œfuck man your such a piss boy”
Kevin: β€œwhat how”
John: β€œyou know why”

by Uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu October 26, 2019

43πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


pissed as shit

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.

"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."

by Shaniqua988 February 22, 2009

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Piss Dawgs

When you piss your pants like a man instead of taking them off like a baby back bitch.

Did you hear about Big Cat and PFT? Yeah they just pissed their pants like it was nothing in a game called Piss Dawgs. They're such football guy guys.

by Daddysdaddy69 January 24, 2017

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pissing Section

The designated area in a public swimming pool for urine deposition. A plan just about as useful and effective as the current 'Open Up America' plan.

Hey, did you just drive all the way from New York to Alabama?
Hell yeah, they got waaaay too many sick folks up there. So we loaded up in the bus and hit the road, all 25 of us.
* this is Pissing Section logic, except urine isn't contagious and getting pissed on isn't fatal.

by YAWA May 7, 2020

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


pissing and moaning

complaining

Jay told Raymond to stop pissing and moaning and to help carry the carcass inside.

by Holiday138 November 19, 2015

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž