An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.
Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.
The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.
the friend of the night who most resembles a person with autism
“Wow Tyler is being so stupid, he must be the retard nigga!”
Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.
Maybe Ganon could finally defeat Link if he weren't so retarded evil.
Very like boss. Brilliant, but in a stupid/retarded way.
*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*
Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?
Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.
The original title of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, according to the comedy podcast Cum Town.
Just picked up my copy of the "Dangerous Retard"
A person who is both slow and fast at the same time. this person may not actually have a disability however acts in the fashion that they do.
how Tyler is being such a lightning retard right now
What your standard idiot might become in an argument he or she is too retarded to understand, so continuously repeats the same argument, regardless of the amount of new and different ways you try to explain to them that they are, in fact, a retard.
Paul: It's a rhetorical question, you don't need to respond.
Ricky: Yh but deres a question mark.
Paul: Yeah man but there's more than one way you can use it.
Rick: Yeh, but, it has to be a question, cos ders a question mark.
Paul: What a loop retard. Fml.