Mclean Sunscreen On Grapes

When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.

Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes

Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes

anal grape cannon

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.

I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!

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They did surgery on a grape

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of “Da Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".

I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape

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they did surgery on a grape

(Posh version for Posh people)

They, being the unspecified, unseen being, performed an extremely difficult medical procedure on an unshrivelled wine vessel.

Oh lawd, they did surgery on a grape.

Here we go again, with the "they did surgery on a grape" thing.

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Sour Grapes

an unfortunate circumstance, or when something doesn't go your way. use it instead of saying "that's too bad" or "that sucks"

oh no you missed the bus? that's sour grapes for you, man

you can't come to the party? that's Sour Grapes!

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stinky pink grapes

hemmerhoids

hope the doctor can give me some cream for these stinky pink grapes

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Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

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