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A very nice, sweet, pure man. He can often be found at home in his sofa crease browsing the internet. He doesn't like to label himself when it comes to his sexuality, but many people believe that he's gay for his best friend. Phil doesn't really like to socialize, but can be seen at few parties with his best friend.
Dil: That guy is so nice!
Phan: I know, he's such a Phil.
hot ass mf who cant say shit right but is damn smart in a bad way
person: damn phil lookin good, how are you doing
phil: sup´idkgmaybe kindof cool idk you how look you
person:what
He one of the most sexiest people alive today he can be mean sometimes and nice he really like to make people laugh and has a lot of love in his heart for his girlfriend jaila
Phil is typically a short guy, he seems to have a strange obsession with poop and Hot Carl's. He always refuses to make Asja pancakes and is a hobo. He's very gay and claims to be his own pimp and hoe. He is an attention whore who often claims that he isn't the whiney one. He's never played Club Penguin and really didn't have a childhood
Gurl 1: You see that Thicc guy right there? What's his name
Gurl 2: Oh that's Phil, don't get too close, he's got a feces kink and he's honestly gay
A tall douche with black hair and blue eyes who picks on his short and stumpy sister who lives near Schitt's Creek. He prefers Angus, no anus! Both, shall do. Phil, please don't play hide the sausage with the poor animals. You might give them Covid and my children won't be able eat for weeks!
Sister: If you don't shut your trap, I'll climb you like Jack the Beanstalk and hit you like Rick Flair.
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
Like Ronnie, he is a George Bailey from the X-mas movie "Its a Wonderful Life." Loved by everyone. He would give someone (even strangers) the shirt off his back. A selfless guy who loves his friends and family. Deeply loves his wifey. He does so much for others that sometimes he forgets how much he means to others. Sometimes, he thinks that people only want him for something. But, this person only wants happiness for him and his lady.
Ronnie: Hey, my girl said that you showed her images of you in the shower. Is that right?
Phil: I don't know what you are talking about. Those pictures were not for her. You see your girl is a sneaky, no good, classless broad.
Ronnie: I'll make you eat your words!
Phil: Relax, kid.
Ronnie: Don't tell me to relax! I know Brazilian Jit Jitsu. I'll put you in a choke hold.
Phil: No, you won't. Sheesh, you don't need to be so extra. . . .
A guy larger than life, usually a 3xl. Cares more about helping others than even buying new shirts or regularly cleaning dog hair out of his van. Always has a new joke to tell and if you’re lucky, you can maybe even hear him giggle.
Hey is that Phil Carney over there?!? Man that guy can ball at the mall like Chris Paul!!!