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Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.
Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!
Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.
Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.
Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.
Who is the asshole that left the swamp whopper in the bathroom.
Canadian slang for the majestic moose
Look at the rack on that swamp donkey!!!
A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters
I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.
A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.
LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.
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Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.
Josh did not have a good time when he was accosted by a swamp donkey