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A wonderful, smart, adorable person whom I love and live for.
Rita is a wonderful, smart, adorable person.
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The lowest form of human existance
"Hey did you hear that Kaite Heir was paying out on Mchugh for his bowl cut, he is so pathetic now."
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Someone who doesn't know how to light a pipe, burns their fingers trying, can't load a bowl or someone who torches the bowl not knowing any better.
Dude corner the bowl, there went all the green hits. Don't be such a bowl noob.
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Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!
Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0
Woot Woot!
But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...
Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...
*30 minutes later*
Random Guy 2: Fuck...
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The sexiest haircut any guy can get. Not just for 5 year olds. Long on the top and buzzed on the back and lower sides, just majestic. It looks like a bowl on someone's head, literally, and it's just the most gorgeous thing to look at.
Mike: "Check out this guy's bowl cut."
Jenn: "It's amazing, I want to be with him, he's just so beautiful and
majestic..."
Mike: "whatever"
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