Funny Fanny

When a girl is being fingered and she laughs because it tickles

babe am I fingering you to hard again is that your laughing

Babe your a funny fanny

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fanny thief

Similar to a cock stealer (when a woman intends to or has stolen the man that another woman intended to have sexual relations with)

A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.

Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.

Jamie Laing: "dude, you tryna steal my girl kimberley?"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"

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fanny rimmer

Fanny = vagina
Rimmer = when circleing your tounge over anothers body parts
When you circle your tounge over a womans vagina there. Can be other sorts of rimmers eg anus rimmer, titty rimmer etc

"Hey geuse what i dont with lucy last night"
"eww shay your just a fanny rimmer"

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fanny-felt

denotes a ladies front bottom, vaginal curtains or simply, pishflaps. OFTEN used in arguements between myself and 'annie'

Bianca, your fanny-felt needs a good dusting.

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Fanny Hooks

A mans fingers.

When lifting a large stone or piece of wood with others, "Here, get your fanny hooks around this."

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Fanny flannel

A flannel used specifically to wipe ones vagina

This fanny flannel is very soft on my bits

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fanny webb

fanny webb has two meanings, the first being dirty sex juices that have been left and dried up.

the second meaning is, when a woman has not had any sexual activity for a while hence the webs in her vagina.

"oh fuck, i better fucking clean me up cause im dirty as shit... iv well got fanny webb."



"ever since i caught the aids all iv been getting down there is fanny webb"

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