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Asher angel can be often called a full course meal. He can sing, act and is very handsome and cute he has everything you need in a guy even being in popular tv shows and movies
Asher angel Is such a full course meal
The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.
While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."
Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
Like skibidi slicers, a meal that everyone eight year old just calls skibidi kinda like sus(suspicious) but they say it even though you cannot have fucking some goddamn food without a fucking eight year 2016 delinquent yapping about skibidi slicers.
Dad: here you go kids… Kids: Sigma meal, skibidi slicers
Dad: oh no here we go again
Your favorite meal of all time. What you would choose as your last meal while on death row before being executed.
My death row meal is a shrimp cocktail, Caesar salad, 2” thick medium rare ribeye with bleu cheese and asparagus, and a slice of cheese cake.
When a man farts while getting a blow job
He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal
What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
Meaning someone didn’t eat. Saying that they slayed. But when someone leaves the whole meal it means they didn’t slay
“My man’s left the whole meal”