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Spanish for “a social girl”
tbh I’m a ambivert lol
Person 1: Ella es un chica sociable.
Person 2: Sorry I don’t speak Spanish.
A dumb ass who knows nothing and lives under a rock also has no knowledge what so ever
Bob-how do we eat
Person-your a un decisive swine your so dumb
When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt
UnPresidented = describes a frighteningly bizarre lack of leadership during an existential threat to Humanity.
Many Americans felt un-Presidented anxiety during these unprecedented times of the Coronavirus Pandemic.
A girl who can not agree or disagree to being called your girlfriend and likes being celebrated every day as your girlfriend, (as Alice in Wonderland celebrated her un-birthday 364 days of the year) but is reluctant to accept the label of girlfriend because she is in denial of being someone's bae and non-committal to a stereotype she has clearly become and not been since high school.
One day before meeting up with friends, I asked "the girl I have been dating" how should I introduce her, suggesting that we are past the friend-zone. She jokes with a smile, "how about with un-girlfriend?" and kisses me on the cheek.
Expression Française signifiant arrêter une relation lorsque l’autre personne en face ne fait pas d’effort.
-personne 1: Hey, comment ça se passe avec ta copine?
-personne 2: Elle ne fait aucun effort dans notre relation, je pense que je vais faire une Elisio…