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what a dog's turd looks like after being run over by a lawn mower's wheel.
I made a fresh batch of lawn waffles today while mowing the yard.
Another name for a woman’s crotch
Did you see the way her waffle pocket looked in those pants?
Satan embodied
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I no longer believe in a higher power.
Why?
Blue Waffle.
Oh.
Dried up semen on the patch of skin formerly known as the taint
She refused to wash her crusty waffle after a dripping cream pie.
When you doggy in a carpet,
how your knees end up.
i was fuckin janice in the livinroom and i got some Waffle knees
n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.
Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.