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Another name for a woman’s crotch
Did you see the way her waffle pocket looked in those pants?
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Satan embodied
For more info consult Google
I no longer believe in a higher power.
Why?
Blue Waffle.
Oh.
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what a dog's turd looks like after being run over by a lawn mower's wheel.
I made a fresh batch of lawn waffles today while mowing the yard.
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When you doggy in a carpet,
how your knees end up.
i was fuckin janice in the livinroom and i got some Waffle knees
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Dried up semen on the patch of skin formerly known as the taint
She refused to wash her crusty waffle after a dripping cream pie.
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n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
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1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.
Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.
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