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A seamen filled comdom left in the pocket of an unsuspecting friend or bad lover.
Oh snap, Dave left an Albanian pocket watch in Lisa's jacket last night. Guess she should have remembered to rub the balls.
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Also known in Miami as "P Dub". Usually refering to that particular individual at the club that spends all night hoping a female will approach him, because he lacks the balls to approach his own sister. Generally an expert in the art of posing, usually against the bar.
Man! Stop being a "P Dub". If you like that female, just go talk to her
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Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"
related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.
Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!
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"hey! watch out for that dragon!!!"
"what dragon?!?!?"
"Dees nuts dragon across yo' face, BITCH!!!!"
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Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.
Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
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1.) To have sex with both partners facing the same direction, better known as doggie-style.
2.) A euphemism for having sex in general.
Originates from a line from the Bloodhound Gang song, The Bad Touch: "and we'll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X-Files."
Some Girl: Hey, wanna watch X-Files?
Some Guy: But X-files has been off the air for...oh. Yes. Let's watch X-Files.
Some Dude: There's nothing on TV. Let's watch X-Files.
Some other Dude: Agreed.
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Something which makes no sense. People like to say it because it just makes no sense whatsoever. Much like the person who said it!
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive.
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