dick water

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.

Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!

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Piss Water

Light beer.

Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"

Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"

Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"

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Fiji Water

A great way to feel better after being accosted by a Friends of the Earth street preacher.

After being ranted at by that friends of the earth bloke for 15 mins i went straight into Waitrose and bought a bottle of Fiji Water, that is bottled and then flown around the world.

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Carrot Water

Its when a nice friend of yours puts 2 carrots in your water.

person1: *forcefully tries to feed carrot*
person2:STTOOPPP!!!!
person1: *puts carrot in water*
person2: great now i have carrot water.

Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.

"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."

Skinny Water

It’s like water…. But better! (And in a Starbucks cup that you write skinny water on)

Omg can i get some skinny water from Starbucks please?!?!?

cup of water

a term used for when something is bland or lacking seasoning or flavor. also used when something other than food is bland.

Guy 1: this food has no flavor
Guy 2: yeah this shit is a cup of water

example 2

guy 1: dude i'm looking good today
guy 2: nah hell nah you look like a cup of water with that white shirt